Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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