If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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