Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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