$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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