found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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