The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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