I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
