As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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