it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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