Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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