shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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