i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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