remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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