Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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