So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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