I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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