and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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