my sisters under your porch take her home
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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