My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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