why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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