it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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