: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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