it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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