If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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