Nicole vs. Life
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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