Umm I'm too high to move.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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