do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
worst night to have a conscience
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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