I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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