i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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