And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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