ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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