what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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