chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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