If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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