Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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