Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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