The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We are all done wearing pants today
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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