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put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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