god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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