Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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