i don't like sucking hair
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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