I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
A+ Viking dick
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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