They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
