why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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