OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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