Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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