...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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