So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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