So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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