More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's Friday. Sex?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
