You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize