the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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