So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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