I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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