My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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