On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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