I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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