The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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