wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
being pregnant is like rehab
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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